90-Day Warranty
90-Day Warranty
💨 Working hand pump
🦴 Full kit included
📦 Plain packaging
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Batch 1 sold out. Batch 2 is being made to order, and we're only accepting a limited number of pre-orders for this production run.
🎃 Order today for arrival before Halloween
Made for you in approximately 30 days, then shipped directly to you. Estimated arrival: September 28 .
Pre-order now to reserve your place in Batch 2.
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Funniest costume at the party — people were taking pictures with me all night.
Size Chart ▾
| Size | Chest | Height | Weight |
|---|---|---|---|
| Small | 33"–38" | Up to 5'7" | Up to 150 lbs |
| Medium | 38"–40" | 5'9"–5'11" | 153–180 lbs |
| Large | 33"–42" | 5'6"–6'0" | 140–200 lbs |
| XL | 48"–53" | 5'9"–6'3" | Up to 300 lbs |
Between sizes? Size up. It's a jumpsuit — loose reads better than tight.
The costume everyone's phone comes out for
Wear it out and you'll see it happen — heads turn, phones come out, someone asks where you got it. It's the costume that makes the party.
It's Halloween season. Act like it.
You don't need an occasion — you need a costume that's funny anywhere.
Here's exactly how this works.
Find your answers here...
Frequently Asked Questions
Does the pump actually work? 💨
Does the pump actually work? 💨
Yes. Hand-squeeze bulb, connected to the front of the suit. Squeeze to raise, release to lower. You're in control the entire night.
When will I actually get it? 📦
When will I actually get it? 📦
You're ordering into a live 100-unit production run. We build in small groups, earliest orders first, so ordering sooner gets you shipped sooner. Full timeline: about 30 days to build, then shipping on top. We'll email you the moment yours is on its way, with tracking.
What if the batch sells out? 🦴
What if the batch sells out? 🦴
Then it's gone until the next run, which likely won't land before Halloween. That's the whole reason to order now instead of waiting.
What if I'm between sizes? 📏
What if I'm between sizes? 📏
Size up. It's a jumpsuit, so loose reads better than tight — check the size chart above for exact measurements.
Testimonials
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★★★★★
Trick-or-treating
Wore it taking my kids trick-or-treating and had random people stopping me on the sidewalk. Way more attention than I expected.
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★★★★★
School costume day
Wore this for school costume day and it was a hit — looks even funnier when you're actually moving around in it. My favorite Halloween costume I've owned.
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★★★★★
Bought as a gift
Got this for my boyfriend because he never plans a costume until the last minute. He wore it the whole night and is already talking about wearing it again for trick-or-treaters.
